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- Girl: Hey, I just met you.
- Girl: And this is crazy.
- Girl: But here's my num--
- Me: I'm gay.
- Other movies based on books: Let's try to get as close to the book as possible.
- PJO: Well, we have a list of characters? Good. Let's cut half of them out, and the ones we do keep let's mess up their appearance. Then the rest we can introduce at the wrong moments. Yes. Good. Now for the plot I think we'll just throw some ideas on this dart board and spin it then throw a dart, blind folded, at it. Whatever it lands on we'll make into a movie. Mhmmm, the exact opposite of what happens? I like it! Let's go make a movie!
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Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
- George RR Martin: Good start Joe but now lets kill one of her main characters.
- JK Rowling: Yes good.
- George RR Martin: and don't being them back to life.
- JK Rowling: Oh
- George RR Martin: Also we need to find the fan's favorite characters and then kill them. And you should just put all the your characters names in a hat and pull a ton out and them kill them all.
- JK Rowling: ....
- Suzanne Collins: .....
- Stephenie Meyer: .....
- George RR Martin: What?
